I'm stealing this story from Xander's Aunt Nutan.
While they were at a picnic this past weekend, Xander looked at Aunt Nutan and said, "I want to marry you." She asked him why. He said it was because he loved her. Then he said, "but he'll have to leave." "He" was Uncle Eric.
What I want to know is what about me? I thought he was going to marry *me.*